Any Doubt Now That Hank the Steinweinie Is...?

As a Yankee$-basher I found the contentious contract talks with effeminate team icon Derek "Cheater" Jeter hilarious but now The Hank is taking aim at both of his girly-men on the left (as in "left on base") side of the infield. Don't get me wrong...I'm loving it. But seriously, Yankee$ fans, isn't George's oldest son is world-class a jerk?